January 2012
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Goodbye and good riddance to 2011. Bring it on,...
I just sat here trying to write something to express how awful 2011 truly was, but I can’t seem to find the words that do it justice.
I was dumped. I spent my summer working a job that I loathed. My Pop-Pop is sick. My grades slipped.
I need a clean slate. I need a fresh start. I need new classes. I need a new room. I need to completely start over.
I know all of those problems will...
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I'm officially ready to bring in the new year...
The best 90s songs that could fit onto one CD! Tonight shall be glorious.
December 2011
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Last night I went to a party. The theme was “snow pants or no pants”. I don’t have snow pants so I wore a pair of my brother old (and never worn before) Mario/Nintendo themed boxers.
I didn’t really drink at all because I had work today and I’m going out again tonight, but I think I actually had more fun that way. I played beer pong (which was just water pong by...
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I’m running on three hours of sleep, and now I have to leave for work.
Usually I’d be pissed right now, but I’m currently listening to Destiny’s Child songs to get ready for tonight… I’m going to bring in the new year jamming to 90s songs with some of my best friends.
Sleep be damned.
today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
houseofjathan:
annietheawkwarddork:
burnintotheground:
beeeleenn:
I reblog this just because of the gifs.
Fucking awkward dancing ^^^^^^
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I was ringing up a customer at my work last night, and she looked up and at me and goes, “do you do anything” and points to her face.
I just gave a half-hearted “no” because I didn’t fully understand what the fuck she was trying to say.
She then goes, “Oh. Because I noticed you have a lot of acne.”
Thanks, bitch. I wasn’t aware of how my face...
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I want ice cream and its 9:00 PM
nicodido:
Thank God for Wawa
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belleanima:
i’ll claim your life
Brian Wilson the Most Googled By Himself Athlete... →
“I’m just that much of a character.”
Dying.
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Someone from the crowd: I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES!
Bo Burnham: I'm keeping them.....
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Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
friend: *sees picture of favourite athlete* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
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My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp throughout the house, slam a bunch of doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
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My ongoing love-hate relationship with Logan Morrison is currently at love.
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Happy Birthday Namita!!
To mark this day I present to you a terribly photoshopped picture of your man in a party hat.
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Driving around looking at all the Christmas lights while listening to Christmas music with my friends is exactly what I needed this Christmas.
Good times are ahead. The bad things in my life that almost ruined this holiday will of course will be here, and I’ll still have to face them. However, today proved that no matter what happens my friends will make sure I go to bed with a smile on my...
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“Ho ho hopefully, this holiday will make us believe that we’re exactly where we’re supposed to be.”
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Merry Christmas!
My new Mets scarf is so cozy. I don’t want to take it off even though i’m inside.
About 50% of the stuff I got this year related to the Mets, which is sweet.
This Christmas was actually pretty “meh” due to all of the family stuff going on right now.
I mean, it’s 8:30 on Christmas and I’m probably just going to start cleaning my room.
On the one hand, this...
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thechelseaclare replied to your post:
H’okie dokie. But if y’all start talkin’ sports I’m outta there. ;P
HE’S SUCH A BAD SPORTS FAN, CHELS! He barely knows anything about the teams he “likes”. Oh, I just can’t…