February 2012
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Best picture goes to Instagram
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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franklindelanoroosevelt:
I actually have really bad and really specific anxiety when it comes to phones
throw me into a setting full of strangers and I’ll do just fine
but ask me to make a reservation and all hell will break loose
this does not bode well for the later stages of my life
I’m the same way.
I’ll deal with just about any customer at work.
But then the phone rings...
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I just got done meeting with my ex. IDK what I expected to happen. Now I’m just really sad and out a Jose Reyes shirt. I think I’m the most upset because I actually got closure, and now it’s officially over. I doubt I’ll ever see him again unless I run into him around campus or I reach out to him. I mean, I suppose this is who a break up goes but it just sucks.
mickjiggles:
Why does everyone associate heavy metal with Satan? For all we know Satan could like smooth jazz.
papelbonsalterego:
“You just hate that player because he kicks your teams ass.”
No, I hate him because of all the charity work he does.
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louiswalsh:
The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best.
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Hmmm, there seems to be a general theme here. ;)
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I’m meeting with my ex tomorrow afternoon.
But I won’t be getting back my Jose Reyes shirt because he threw it out.
Right now somewhere there is a perfectly good Jose Reyes orange Mets shirt in the garbage.
Basically my lifelong baseball memories were just thrown into a garbage can.
Excuse me, I’ll just be over here feeling all the feels while I process this.
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me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
doctordude:
i miss my twenty acres
barbecues and pecan pies oh why
when i’m so far from you texas
all i can do is cry
Wear shirt two times: Dirty
Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean
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balk-off-win:
yagottabelieve:
http://www.metsblog.com/2012/02/22/recap-santana-feels-good-will-throw-again-tomorrow/
Collins also said Mike Pelfrey’s bullpen session was “lights out” today, and Dan Warthen expects him to be “great this year.”
Dan Warthen I think you are nothing but a habitual liar.
#i’ll believe it when i see it #and this is coming from someone who loves pelf
YUP. MY...
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balk-off-win:
I’m going to tag every Murph post with Irish Prince from now on. Because that’s what he is. He’s my Irish Prince okay.
THAT PICTURE THO
mcakeface:
Every single time I see that I have a new message, I sit here and think of the 5,000 different ways I could have possibly pissed someone off before I open my inbox.